Time for a Yeeeah pop quiz! Is that:
A) Former Dead or Alive frontman Pete Burns
B) Octomom Nadya Suleman
C) Two blobfish mating on a rubber mask
I’m sorry, the answer is D), none of the above. It’s Kim Kardashian, who appears to have the first-ever diagnosed case of mouth hemorrhoids. I guess that’s what happens when you spent most of your life talking out of your rear end.