There’s not much things worse than having to be around someone who stinks. I used to work at a small gift shop where we also sold lottery tickets and scratchers, and so we’d have a regular clientele of old people, since old people have nothing better to do than watch soap operas, get enemas and buy lottery tickets. Well if you’ve been around old people enough, you’re likely to have smelled a ripe one. You know, the one that smells like unwashed crotch, mothballs, with notes of cheap perfume or BenGay. So I totally empathize with the cast of the new Twilight movie “New Moon”, because according to reports, teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson avoids showers like a vampire avoids the sun.
Despite the assumed notion by many “Twilight” fans that Robert Pattinson is perfect, reports from the set of “New Moon” prove that even the dreamiest guys have their flaws.
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” the source said about Pattinson’s personal hygiene. “He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added.
Well, now we know how he gets his trademark bedhead-look. Sebum is so now!