Acting legend Tony Curtis passed away yesterday at the age of 85, but he didn’t have any sex tapes for sale, so you can understand why I have to devote the rest of this post to Hobgoblin of the Orient Tila Tequila. It’s called “pageviews,” people. It’s not my fault that all you want to look at is smut. TMZ says:
There are two [Tila Tequila sex] tapes, two different partners with two different sexes, and two porn companies bidding for both.
Vivid Entertainment wants both the girl-on-girl and guy-on-girl configurations — but another company has already gotten a hold of one of the tapes and is angling for the second.
A source close to the negotiations tells us it’s an all-out porn war.
Just file that one two under “Sex Tapes Nobody Wants to See,” right next to “Screeched: Saved by the Smell” and footage of Rosie O’Donnell defiling herself with a pork tenderloin.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
They could use these tapes to torture prisoners at Gitmo.
Ten seconds of viewing would be worse than a hundred waterboardings.
“Hobgoblin of the Orient”–good one.