I do not know, nor have I ever heard of, any real live flesh person who actually watches that talk show Tyra Banks does. Which is probably for the best, since Tyra’s quitting. From E!:
“This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” she tells fans on her website. “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past five years…[Your] love and support is always felt by me and it’s given me the courage to take more exciting steps in my life. So I thank you for that.”
The lights are set to go dim in spring 2010, at the conclusion of the fifth full season.
“My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are,” she says. Among those projects will be movies, she promises.
Ugh. Oh my God, I don’t care. I’m so boooooooored. You can’t even help me feel as fierce as a baby hamster, Boring Lady. Jesus, remember back when Tyra had a little more meat on her bones and she was batshit insane? No, seriously, remember this?
Holy shit, Crazy Tyra was AWESOME. Crazy Tyra was as fierce as it gets. I might’ve cared about what business that Tyra was getting up to, but Skinny Tyra is dull as dishwater. I need for Tyra to go back to eating, like, deep fried bacon & mayo sandwiches, or whatever. Sandwiches as crazy as she has the potential to be.
Lookin’ scrawny and boring as hell at the airport on December 5th:
