I don’t know what these two are worried about. Here are attention superwhores Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag returning from wherever they were on their honeymoon (and I refuse to Google it to find out–I DO have some standards) wearing face masks. Of course the obligatory photo ops ensue. At least we can’t see their shit-eating grins. But as I was saying. I don’t think they have a thing to worry about in all this swine flu crap. I’m pretty sure you could drop a gazillion-ton atomic bomb on them and they’d still be there, like little cockroaches, searching for a camera lens to pose for.
What will protect US against THEM? At LAX:
Now I know I stare at tits too much, I didn’t even notice the mask on her for like the first 2 times I read this story.