Vampires Are Real and They Look Like Kirsten Dunst

Contrary to popular belief, vampires don’t sparkle and they don’t burst into flames in daylight. How do I know? Because cuspid-endowed Kirsten Dunst is living proof.  Okay, she might not be living proof, since vampires are dead. But you get my point.

Looking for her next warm meal:

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