
Newlyweds Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are currently on their honeymoon in St. Bart’s, where they spent the day canoodling, frolicking, and skipping rocks together on the beach. Just like the couples in the herpes commercials do, once they’ve taken control of their life with a twice daily topical medication that eases the symptoms associated with genital sores. Not that I’m saying they have herpes or anything. But if they don’t, they should.
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They both need jobs: They’re doing the same stuff on their honeymoon that they were doing before their honeymoon.
I hope someone asks Jessica what she thinks, on camera, after she’s had a few white wines.