Victoria Silvstedt is still in her thirties, and she has all the requisite accoutrement to be hot — the bleach blond hair, the big fake boobs, the tan — but somehow it doesn’t add up right. She just looks stringy and rangy and greasy, like she spent the last ten hours inside a rotisserie. You can scrape her kind off the floor of Tommy Lee’s trailer any night of the week. Pass.
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