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In case you had a hard time believing that somebody like Tiger Woods would actually diddle a porn star, “Suck It Dry 6″ star Holly Sampson was telling the interwebs all about her indiscretion with the golfer way before Tiger parked his SUV in that tree. TMZ says

Porn star Holly Sampson talked openly about allegedly bedding Tiger Woods on an adult website [six months ago], in May [of 2009].

Nobody believed it back then — but that was before Tiger admitted his “transgressions.”

TMZ obtained the riveting interview from Naughty America’s “Live with Lauren,” and I took the liberty of editing the highlights for you:

Did you fuck anybody famous?

Sampson: “I had sex with Kevin Costner… he has a huge dick. Huge! He could line 10 girls up in a row and fuck them all, no problem at all… he wasn’t married at the time.”

Anybody else?

Sampson: “Oh, I had sex with Tiger Woods… me and my girlfriends, we did a bachelor party for Tiger… he picked me to go in the room..and I have to say he was really good.”

Did Tiger fuck you doggystyle?

Sampson: “No… he’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”

Did you suck Tiger’s cock?

Sampson: “Ummm… I did.”

Did he go down on you?

Sampson: “You know, I can’t remember… No, I don’t think he did… it was pretty simple, straight up sex.”

Where did Tiger cum?

Sampson: In his condom, like a good boy. I practice safe sex.

You look a lot like his wife…

Sampson: “I know! I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”

Damn skippy it’s no big mystery! The whole GD world knows all the nasty places Tiger’s been stuffing his putter. It’s over, man. The carefully crafted facade is gone. If this guy were any more fucked, he’d be Lindsay Lohan’s asshole on New Year’s Eve. And five-to-one odds says he’s been there, too.