What in Holy Hell Happened to Katie Holmes’ Teeth?

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Katie Holmes was photographed leaving her New York apartment a few days ago with a set of snagglers that rivaled Kirsten Dunst’s. God damn. What happened to her lovely Hollywood smile? Did she fall gums-first into a pile of broken tile? Maybe lose a fight with a chipping wedge or a power sander? First the hair, and now this. Being married to Tom Cruise must be like being married to a damn Nazgûl. Only with more maniacal laughing and obligatory butt sex.

6 Reader Comments

  1. Nooken

    OMG! It must be a double! TC must keep the real Katie in the basement and let’s this one out to do the “work”… very clever TC but I’m on to you.

  2. anony

    Uncapped for “stage realism” in All My Sons.
    Or maybe her $cientology tooth implants needed re-calibrating.
    Watch out for Xenu!

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