Katie Holmes was photographed leaving her New York apartment a few days ago with a set of snagglers that rivaled Kirsten Dunst’s. God damn. What happened to her lovely Hollywood smile? Did she fall gums-first into a pile of broken tile? Maybe lose a fight with a chipping wedge or a power sander? First the hair, and now this. Being married to Tom Cruise must be like being married to a damn Nazgûl. Only with more maniacal laughing and obligatory butt sex.