Paul McCartney and his latest girlfriend, some lady named Nancy Shevell, went to the Natural Resources Defense Council “Forces For Nature” benefit in NYC, and Nancy Shevell wore… whatever the holy hell those things are on her legs. Are they leggings? Why don’t they fit properly? Moreover, why the shit are they translucent? They can’t be footless tights, because first of all who the hell would actually wear footless tights and secondly, they’re all Saggy Baggy Elephant on her legs. What the hell ARE those things? Is this performance art? Is it a one-woman act based on The Saggy Baggy Elephant? I would’ve thought that would require wearing more grey, and I don’t understand the sequins AT ALL. I hate this woman already, and I had never heard of her until 90 seconds ago.
In other news, Paul McCartney is seriously starting to resemble Droopy Dog.