Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise because she’d had enough of him picking out her clothes and ordering for her at restaurants and making her deny the Christ for Xenu, and she didn’t want him or his crazy cult having the same kind of control over their six-year-old daughter Suri. (Too bad it’s the first five years that are the most developmentally important in a child’s life, and Suri’s already spent them with Captain Crazy. The kid is doomed to be a weirdo.) Radar Online says:

A source close [said], “Tom has always made all the decisions in their relationship and called all the shots… Tom hated her being called Katie, and wanted her to insist on being called Kate, which she hated. He vetted all her movie roles, made all the decisions about where and when they would vacation, how Suri would be raised, when she spoke to her parents, where they went for dinner, everything!”

“After five years… Katie did not want Tom making all the decisions in Suri’s life, and that’s what was going on. She decided it was high time she started deciding on what was best for her daughter, or at least having an equal say, and she knew that would be impossible if she remained Mrs. Tom Cruise,” the source says.

And as the for the maniacal need he has to control her, he’s also having her tailed by his Scientology minions. TMZ says:

Katie believes in recent weeks — as the discord between her and Tom Cruise grew — Scientology has been following her moves, especially in New York City.

This does not appear to be the mind of a paranoid person. [Paparazzi confirmed] there have been several “mysterious” men and vehicles around Katie’s apartment and following her when she’s out.

Tom Cruise is fucking crazy. Just watch his Oprah and Today Show interviews again. He’s one step away from straightening the guest towels and making sure all the soup cans labels face outward. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he turned up at her front door with a semi-automatic and her wedding ring in his hand.

Oprah crazy:

Today Show crazy: