In Touch Weekly claimed this morning that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s thirteen year marriage had hit the skids, but like a Scientologist and his latent homosexuality, Smith’s rep quickly denied the claims. Radar Online says:
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have not separated, [according to] a family member who did not want to be identified.
“No way are they splitting up. They are totally together and are not separating,” the family member said.
A separate source that works very closely with Smith at his production company [added]: “The rumors are not true. Not sure who the source was but they are wrong. All is good in their relationship.”
Will Smith hasn’t offered his own statement yet, but if he did, I bet it would be something like, “It’s obvious the wogs at In Touch at the mercy of their own reactive minds. They have no regard for the sort of ARC break entheta like this can cause. Word to your mother!” followed by a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air spin and hat tilt.
Rihanna in a bikini, because — God, do you need a reason for EVERYTHING?: