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Will Smith Paid for Gay Sex

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There have long been rumors that actor Will Smith is a gay, but now a notorious Hollywood Madame is confirming that the Fresh Prince was a client of hers for years before she moved to Manhattan. She told Ian Under Cover

“[The first time I spoke with Smith], I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

This lends itself quite nicely to Smith’s new allegiance to the homo-curing religion of Scientology:

Could Smith’s proclivities account for his recent apparent conversion to Scientology, a religion that’s chief appeal in Hollywood appears to be its promise to turn gay people straight? The religion’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, believed homosexuals should be quarantined from society because he considered gays to be “quite ill physically” and homosexuality a “mental aberration.”

I don’t know the answer to that. And we won’t know the answer to that until some miscreant with a wide-angle lens catches him in bed with two Thai boys and Tom Cruise in a hoop skirt. Until then, we just speculate wildly, like Al Gore with his “global warming.” The real travesty here is that we missed out on the opportunity to integrate “BJ Jizzy Jeff” and “The Flesh Prince of Ball Hair” into everyday conversation back in the nineties. I think we should all take a moment to mourn our loss.