How do you prove to your estranged husband that your love for him is true? If you’re Amy Winehouse, that means going to the place you had your honeymoon and boning some other dude. Doesn’t make sense to me, put perhaps this is romance nouveau! Personally, I find that singing “I’m Gonna Make You Love Me” (a really stalker-ish type of song) by Diana Ross and voodoo dolls really does the trick. Digital Spy explains,
Amy Winehouse has said that she still loves her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil and that she will not let him divorce her.
The singer told Now that her alleged relationship with actor Josh Bowman in St. Lucia was a “holiday thing” and that she does not want anyone else in her life but her husband.
Winehouse said: “I still love Blake and I want him to move into my new house with me – that was my plan all along.
“I won’t let him divorce me. He’s the male version of me and we’re perfect for each other.
“I didn’t want to go back to Britain until he was out of jail. I’d like to take him back to St. Lucia with me because that’s where we spent our honeymoon and I know he loves it there. We’ll see.”
It all makes sense now. That tattoo on her chest with Blake on it is like a name tag for her alternate identity. And all that fighting and scratching Blake, well, if YOU believed that that ugly bastard was your male equivalent, you’d probably want to scratch the fug away too. Maybe she’s hoping to find a prize underneath the upper dermis, sort of like a lottery scratcher. Don’t judge!
Leaving the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court in London, then shopping, then demonstrating the proper way to adjust your shoes while wearing a dress: