Homewrecker Leann Rimes tweeted this hot mess of a birthday cake she had professionally made for husband Eddie Cibrian’s 39th birthday, saying:
Eddie’s favorite things bday cake! @mysweetandsaucy LOVE there was a Laker’s jersey, a Bronco & a paddle board + more
No mention at all of the topper, which is supposed to be the two of them in bed. The poor kids at the bottom staring blankly into space pretending they can’t hear daddy and new whore mommy doing the buttercream nasty under the marzipan covers is a nice touch, though. What kind of self-loathing pastry chef would ever create this kind of fondant fuckery? I guess “shit cake” and “sheet cake” do sound an awful lot alike.
Pretending to care about his kids so she can show off her ass to the paps in Malibu:
