It’s rare for me to come across photos of a naked male celebrity during my daily travails on the interwebs, whereas I can’t turn around these days without getting slapped in the face by some actress’ tits or bare ass. I know that 90% of the photos I post are of female celebrities in various states of undress, and lots of you have written me to complain about the lack of balanced nudity on the site. I feel your pain, ladies — I really do — but you should be careful what you wish for. All that glitters is not gold. Sometimes it’s just the light reflecting off rivulets of sweat and chicken grease.

Zach Galifianakis in the upcoming issue of GQ magazine:

PHOTO SOURCE: GQ Magazine